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Really Bad Tattoos

I don't have any tattoos and I don't plan on getting any in the near future or at any time for that matter. I have nothing against tattoos or people that have them I just have never heard a plausible argument as to why to get one. If I really really like a piece of art I would hang it on my wall or if I had an uncontrollable desire to show the piece of art to the world I would put it on a t-shirt that way when I inevitably get sick of looking at it I can either take it off the wall or give it to a thrift store.

Anyway here are some tattoos that completely boggle my mind. I really can't fathom why anyone would get these things permanently put on their bodies.





Clay Aiken and Linkin Park 2 very different acts which actually have a lot in common. They are both popular now who knows what catalogue of music they are going to release over the next 20 years. What if they release some of the most gut retchingly horrible music that you've ever heard and you've already decided on commit them to your body for life.


I think that's the picture you're supposed to take out of the frame.




Food Tattoos???? Seriously What the Fuck??? Even if you loved hamburgers more than anything on earth and ate nothing but for the rest of your life why would you get a tattoo of one? The naked Indian girl grabbing on to a pogo stick is bizarre but I can understand it a lot more than a fucking hamburger at sunset beside what looks to be a palm tree. As for the guy who decided to get a whole plate of breakfast tattooed on his head I really have nothing to say.

*Update: Due to the many comments I am now aware that the hamburger tattoo refers to a Jimmy Buffet song, but that doesn't make it any less bad.

**Update 2: In Canada corn dogs are called pogo sticks.



If you're old enough to get a tattoo then you're too old to be a fan of Harry Potter. And If you're going to get a Star Wars tattoo why the fuck would you get anything to do with episode 1 on it.


Not that this is a bad tattoo (a bad life decision maybe) but I just wonder what this guy does for a living. I like to think he's a bank teller.


Holy shit this is getting out of hand. This guy decided to cover his whole leg with a joke that not only isn't funny now but will be completely irrelevant in a few years. If history has taught us anything its that Michael Jackson will not look the same in 5, 10 or especially 20 years and by that point no one will remember the movie Home Alone so this guy will be walking around with an extremely creepy and strange tattoo that he will have to explain (if anyone is willing to talk to him).


This takes the cake. If you didn't hear this woman auctioned off the space on her forehead on Ebay the highest bidder was goldenpalace.com. They paid her $10,000 to tattoo their url on her forehead. Apparently she wanted to money to send her kid to private school because the kids grades were slipping. That seems like a noble cause but what the fuck. Get a fucking loan. Pay 18% interest if you have to but don't sell you're fucking face like a billboard. Apparently the staff at the tattoo parlor spent 7 hours trying to talk her out of it. I think she should have listened, the internet as we know it (.com url's etc) most likely wont exist in a few years but a forehead tattoo will last a lifetime.

Check out:
Really Bad Tattoos Part 2
Really Bad Tattoos Part 3
Really Bad Tattoos Part 4
Really Bad Tattoos Part 5
Really Bad Tattoos Part 6
Really Bad Tattoos Part 7
Really Bad Tattoos Part 8

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6:02 PM posted by Blogger Nova

Holy freaking crap. Now I've seen messed up tatoos before, but jesus!    



3:08 PM posted by Blogger Mojotek

Holy freaking crap is right. I'm speechless. I have a tattoo, but nothing I'm going to regret. It's almost like these people wanted to torture their future selves with their dumb decisions.    



5:54 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

The indian girl is climbing a corn dog, now you thought it was wierd before....`    



4:59 PM posted by Blogger Atomic Bombshell

I think I'm going to cry... Those were HORRID!    



4:49 PM posted by Blogger Bhakti

here's another bad tattoo!
http://www.manwithoutfear.com/Gallery/albums/Tattoos/JRtattoo2inprogress.jpg    



7:51 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Tattoos, in general, are for assholes. A very stupid idea.    



5:37 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

wow. the mind boggles.

the cheeseburger thing, im assuming, is a jimmy buffet reference (not that it makes it any more appealing)    



1:42 PM posted by Blogger Caiaphas

The Indian girl on the corn dog is from a Robt. Williams painting. There's much more to the painting than just the girl and the corn dog.    



9:00 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

who the do you people think you are people have tattoos because they want to and no more reason should nead to be given    



8:40 PM posted by Blogger Lady Cooper

Ew...those are very very sad.

I mean, nothing wrong with tattoos, as long as it's something reasonable. I've got a Maple Leaf (right off the flag), and I don't think I'm going to magically start hating my country. Plus, it's not exposed.

Those people...wow...ew...especially the woman with the url. I mean, if your kid's grades are slipping, get him a tutor and turn off the T.V!    



12:09 AM posted by Anonymous PAC

Yeah, the cheeseburger is definately about cheeseburger in paradise. dadadada and an onion slice. Or something along those lines.    



2:22 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

If tattoos are for assholes.......Ink My Ring, Baby    



6:17 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

The linkin park and clay aiken tattoos are the best! I also think that the implication that they don't ALREADY make the most gut-wrenchingly awful music is very generous. Now, if only I could afford to get this Vanilla Ice tattoo removed.....    



6:05 AM posted by Anonymous ati

wow, i almost threw up on that "ham and eggs-tatoo"!    



11:07 AM posted by Anonymous jodo

as long as they dont regret it good on them!!!!!!!!!!!!!    



11:07 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

"who the do you people think you are people have tattoos because they want to and no more reason should nead to be given"

does anyone else know WTF this guy is trying to communicate here?

great tat pics, though.    



11:11 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

holy shit look at the tenth pic!!!!!    



12:38 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

"who the do you people think you are people have tattoos because they want to and no more reason should nead to be given"


Pyting while tonsed is bery diifficult    



12:53 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

I'm pretty sure the cheesebuger with palm trees is a reference to the song cheeseburger in paradise. A very popular Jimmy Buffet song.    



1:58 PM posted by Anonymous amy

the harry potter one is ok.. im a harry potter fan .. and i would get a tattoo of him for sure .. and im older too(and even my step mother enjoys the harry potter books and movies as much as i do)
and the one with the indian maiden mounting a corndog.. wtf ?? thats freakin' weird ... sheesh.. how the heck would u explain that one ????    



3:28 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

If that woman was my mother i would emancipate myself as soon as possible... no wonder her kids are doing badly in school if they have half of her DNA. Christ.    



3:36 PM posted by Blogger Lola

The only one that really makes me sad is the goldenpalace.com woman. In 20 years that place will be out of business and she could have paid off a 10k loan working one day a week at MacDonald's, but that tattoo will be there forever. Even if she could afford laser removal (more than 10k for a tat like that) she'd likely be left with some nasty scarring.

If people really want something stupid tattoed on them, that's theirs to regret or not. Maybe the naked indian on a corn dog has some really important meaning for that guy. But selling your forehead for permanent ad space... somehow seems far worse than simple prostitution. At least you can leave prostitution in your past and your husband doesn't have to look at it every time he screws you.    



3:39 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

uhhh btw the last photo is not a real tattoo on her head- its a fake one that people get paid to wear to events...see mycampuspromotions dot com    



4:08 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

COR BLIMEY! They're blymin awful. I'm havin nightmares now!    



4:11 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Oh SHIT, My eyes, they're burning.    



4:15 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

"uhhh btw the last photo is not a real tattoo on her head- its a fake one that people get paid to wear to events...see mycampuspromotions dot com"

No it absolutely is a real tattoo. It was all over the news at the time    



6:29 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

my friend got a tattoo that i think is horrible

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v465/becca_2006/?action=view¤t=beckystattoo.jpg    



6:36 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

teh cheeseburger with the palmtree is supposed to be a Cheeseburger in Paradise, a Jimmy Buffet song    



6:45 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

DUDE! JUST BECAUSE PEOPLE HAVE TATOOS DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF THEM! THEY GOT THEM BECAUSE THEY WANTED THEM. YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE BE A LITTLE SHOCKED BY THIS...EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT!!!!!!!!!    



6:54 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

well looks like breakfast head has found this page (refering to the last comment)    



12:09 AM posted by Anonymous Shy

there alll Soooo COOOOLLL!!    



12:28 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

There isnt anything wrong with the linkin park tattoo.    



1:22 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Woah obsession at its worst! wtf    



1:40 AM posted by Blogger JJ

I have a tatoo i dont see the big deal were expressing our selfs    



12:47 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

At least they're being original. If I have to see another tribal tattoo, I'm going to scream.

Those with balls, do. Those without balls pretend they don't want to.    



1:21 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

"DUDE! JUST BECAUSE PEOPLE HAVE TATOOS DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF THEM! THEY GOT THEM BECAUSE THEY WANTED THEM. YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE BE A LITTLE SHOCKED BY THIS...EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT!!!!!!!!!"

No, you can take the piss out of them even if they don't have tattoos, you just have to look harder to find something to make fun of!    



1:39 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

I believe that the cheesburger tattoo would refer to "cheeseburger in paradise" song by Jimmy Buffet. Thats my hope anyway. Buffet fans get alot of tattoos like the this one.    



1:58 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Tatoos are silly. How can you decide on something you think is going to be cool for the rest of your life. You have to spend the rest of your life telling yourself, "Yeah, I still think it's cool, and it is cool! It was so worth it"    



2:15 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

i think we all realize by now that the cheeseburger in paradise is a jimmy buffet song...it's been said enough.

as for those who actually defend the idiots pictured above, tattoos aren't being called retarded in general, just ones like these. for making fun of them, or anything, i always remember the rule i learned way back in middle school... you can't make fun of someone's family - that's just cruel. however, hunting season is open on their girlfriend. it's their own damned fault.

and lastly linkin park really does suck. i at least had respect until they teamed up with jay-z. now that's retarded.    



3:36 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

those tattoos r f***ing rad man!    



3:41 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

who eva u r saying not to take the the piss ure wrong, some tattoos r cool but all of them on this page totally suck! This is Diggy Dog speaking    



7:16 PM posted by Anonymous banana man

"But selling your forehead for permanent ad space... somehow seems far worse than simple prostitution."

be somebody, or be somebody's fool. a funny idea gone very wrong.    



8:23 PM posted by Anonymous Never teh Bride

That's a corn dog, not a pogo stick, yo!    



9:05 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Poor tattoos, worse narration. Get something better to do with ur days, freako.    



9:33 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

"Poor tattoos, worse narration. Get something better to do with ur days, freako."

Oh fuck off, everyone else likes it.    



10:17 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

hey whats wrong with tattoos i want a dragon on my shoulder some tattoos are whacked i admite ppl do take it to far but who gives a fuck...but some tattoos are works of art look amazing all the time....    



11:49 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

I think this dude with the tatoo of Michael Jackson should join him since it is possible that he too is into little boys WTF does he know that no one else does???

http://www.capohedz.com/typebrighter/uploaded_images/TourSummer2005271-715425.jpg    



1:16 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Ok I wanna know why someone would get a tattoo of jabba the hut when they already *look* like jabba the hut...    



1:20 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Here's one for the collection:

http://badgas.co.uk/griffnut/back_tattoo.jpg    



1:42 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

heres a list of a few more bad tattoos and my review of them.

Worst Tattoos Ever    



7:00 AM posted by Anonymous Lizard

I happen to have a rather large collection (about 30)Each one represents a differnt phase or time/event in my life.It is a personal choice. However a WOULD NOT get breakfast tattooed on my head.lol ~ Lizard    



4:44 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

hahah people rule    



7:27 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

wtf! theese people are born idiots!    



8:53 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

inspirationalol    



2:11 AM posted by Blogger Jay O'Mandermann

A commenter already pointed out that the Indian girl -- somehow, Native American woman just wouldn't seem right in this context -- is frottaging a corndog, not a pogo stick.

It reminded me that one of my favorite euphemisms to describe sexual orientation is "Some people like tacos; other people prefer corndogs."    



8:28 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

omg, the penis one is just sicko. i almost, ALMOST barfed. still, i love dragons but that, *shakes head* that just tarnishes their glory for those of u who are dragon lovers. I am Zelda Freak.    



12:19 PM posted by Anonymous Marie

Personally I like tattoos, have one myself.. But I took the time out and thought about what I wanted prior to getting it.. Unlike these people.. They are all just tacky.. Also the Indian chick.. That looks like a corndog not a pogo stick.. Which makes the tattoo worse..    



1:09 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

I like your ideas, but I'm a grammar nazi and am forced to criticize your lack of ability to demonstrate them through the proper use of the English language.    



11:24 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

People who have tattoos are like opinions. Every single one of them is an asshole.    



1:37 AM posted by Anonymous Waterfowler_67

Has anyone seen Janet Jackson's tattoo of Mickey and Minnie Mouse having sex?


Janet's tattoo
   



4:06 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

I love how the guy who got his kid tattooed on his arm, obviously hasn't realised it looks more like Margaret Thatcher.    



9:22 AM posted by Anonymous WhoElse

People obviously aren't reading the comments - maybe you should update your captions. It's clear that the amerindian girl is hugging something the Americans call a "corn-dog" - if people think it's a phallus, they have a poor sense of biology (or a strangely shaped one!)

Anyone else see the breakfast one as a cut away - that's not scrambled egg, but hypothalmus represented - looks to me liek an image of eggs, bacon and brain matter - which just makes it wierder. At least he can grow his hair long, assuming he doesn't go bald later on... :)    



9:46 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

to all you people calling everyone who has a tattoo is an asshole. Your fucked up! I don't have a tattoo or plan on getting one but still if they want to put a peace of crap like that on their body power to them. It will just make more sites like this to make everyone feel alot better of them selves becuase it shows how much people are dumb in the sence that they got a bad tattoo but yet the people who sit there and need to say something about the tattoo are bigger assholes. They have the damn tattoo becuase they liked it who the fuck cares what some asshole at the computer thinks about it. like your ever going to see the the prick walk by down the street if so say something but juct don't post something hoping the prick will read this that just sopund like a pussy move. but hell here i go i sould just stop right now.... i guess all i was trying to say is people are all fucking stupid myself too and just let people do whatever the fuck they want to do because hell you just seem to be an asshole if you need make fun of them becuase what they do.    



10:23 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

What the mother fuck? That shit is terrible. WHat in the hell is that guy thinking with them all over his face. Wow!    



10:25 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

That person two comments up (starts with "to all you people". that dude is fucking right. people need to shut thier fucking mouths & quit calling people asshole all because they wanna be diffrent that you stupid asses.    



10:51 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

It is a fact, IS a fact IS IS IS a fact, no question about it, all people who have tattoos are dumb shits.
That's fact.
I repeat so it goes into the heads of those that doubt me:
All people who have tattoos are DUMB SHITS.    



10:52 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

I agree with you mate, FACT.
Dumb as fuck the lot of 'em.    



5:46 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

"It is a fact, IS a fact IS IS IS a fact, no question about it, all people who have tattoos are dumb shits.
That's fact.
I repeat so it goes into the heads of those that doubt me:
All people who have tattoos are DUMB SHITS."

You sir are a fucking ignorant cunt!!

I have Tattoos and I can assure you that I am undoubtedly more intelligent than you.

Saying all people who appreciate art, even if it is mounted upon their skin are dumb shits is like claiming that Da Vinci was a dumb shit for spending his time with a stick with hair at one end rubbing colours together on canvas.

The people who have had tattoos which feature on this website are lacking in brain cells it seems, or they perhaps had been in some cases duped by dodgy tattooists... But that does not make those who have tattoos with real meaning and artistic expression dumb shits.

So as I had said, you sir are a cunt!    



7:07 PM posted by Blogger karryn b

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7:09 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

i like eggs    



1:33 AM posted by Blogger Rose

Art is meant to be looked at and commented on. Only an idiot would assume the comments must always be GOOD. I'm an artist and a writer, and that alone makes me never want to get a tatoo. I wrote a story once and thought it was great, awsome, deserved awards and what not. A year later I read it and though, Oh God, other people saw this? Other people READ this? Oh damn. Why would I ever want to do that kind of thing to my skin? At least if its a story or what not I can hide it, throw it away and what not. Someday these people are going to wake up and think, "what the hell have I done to my body?" Not because tatoo's are bad, or evil, but because what seems awsome today is SO embaresing tomarow.

Rose    



2:52 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

"to all you people calling everyone who has a tattoo is an asshole. Your fucked up! I don't have a tattoo or plan on getting one but still if they want to put a peace of crap like that on their body power to them. It will just make more sites like this to make everyone feel alot better of them selves becuase it shows how much people are dumb in the sence that they got a bad tattoo but yet the people who sit there and need to say something about the tattoo are bigger assholes. They have the damn tattoo becuase they liked it who the fuck cares what some asshole at the computer thinks about it. like your ever going to see the the prick walk by down the street if so say something but juct don't post something hoping the prick will read this that just sopund like a pussy move. but hell here i go i sould just stop right now.... i guess all i was trying to say is people are all fucking stupid myself too and just let people do whatever the fuck they want to do because hell you just seem to be an asshole if you need make fun of them becuase what they do."

Indeed, you are stupid. Never have I seen such a badly written paragraph. I realise that we all make mistakes when writing from time to time but you exhibit the hallmarks of someone who dropped out of school at an early age.    



12:34 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

If people want to get tattoos, they should be able to do what they want to their own bodies for what ever reason. If other people want to call the tattooed world assholes for getting a tattoo, more power to them. Freedom is totally entertaining!!!    



6:53 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

my wife has a devil rubber ducky on her back on one shoulder and is getting the angel one soon on the otherside they are cute but what do u guys think?    



8:33 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Saying you can't ever understand why someone would get a tattoo? How Ignorant.....People get them for many different reasons, some good-- some bad.....What you don't like many others probably do( the painting of the indian, corndog etc).......my 2 cents    



3:55 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

the only difference between tattooed people and those that are not.Is that tattooed people don't care if your not tattooed.    



8:57 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

the cheeseburger under the palm tree? wow. i believe that person may have been a jimmy buffett fan...? "Cheeseburger in Paradise." just guessing. rather odd, none the less.    



2:54 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

9:46 AM posted by Anonymous

"to all you people calling everyone who has a tattoo is an asshole. Your fucked up! I don't have a tattoo or plan on getting one but still if they want to put a peace of crap like that on their body power to them. It will just make more sites like this to make everyone feel alot better of them selves becuase it shows how much people are dumb in the sence that they got a bad tattoo but yet the people who sit there and need to say something about the tattoo are bigger assholes. They have the damn tattoo becuase they liked it who the fuck cares what some asshole at the computer thinks about it. like your ever going to see the the prick walk by down the street if so say something but juct don't post something hoping the prick will read this that just sopund like a pussy move. but hell here i go i sould just stop right now.... i guess all i was trying to say is people are all fucking stupid myself too and just let people do whatever the fuck they want to do because hell you just seem to be an asshole if you need make fun of them becuase what they do."

you have got to be the most retarded person to ever log on to the interweb. shut the fuck up.    



4:56 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Seig Heil. \o    



7:10 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

A tattoo indicates to me that a person is easily suckered into the fad of the day. If it became fashionable to cut off the baby finger on your left hand, these same geniuses would be doing that too. Most people with tattoos will eventually regret getting them at some point. Also, nothing says trailer park skank like a tattoo!    



7:49 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

to the person above me, go fuck yourself, tattoos are a personal thing that only the person who got it can understand. just cuz your too much of a pussy to get 1 dosent mean you gotta call it down, that is all.    



3:24 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

I have two tattoos.. a pair of wings on my back. I know its slightly cliche.. but i don't care. Weve all gone through periods in our life that make us feel trapped, and I got my tattoos to symbolize the trouble I had during that time and what i had to do to change. Its a lesson I never want to forget, or ever want to change. Sure a cheeseburger or an indian on a corndog is something weird.. but in the tattoo world thats called flair. as in, its just for fun. So those tattoos are probably there just to make fun of - thats what flair is.
But please, my tattoos really mean something to me. They are a part of me on the inside that i choose to express on the outside. And to be ridiculed for such a choice.. well.. I guess there are still people who judge by people's skin...    



3:27 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Oh extension from above.. even if it isnt flair.. it means something to then you or I will never understand. Tattoos are no more of a fad than they ever have been, there are people out there who still consider tattooed people assholes or weirdos.. theres several of those comments. But it just is what it is. Its a way of expression just like temperment, fashion.. whatever. So.. yeah.    



4:15 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

I'm glad when people are vocal about not liking tattoos. It makes it easier to spot closed minded neckheads who I wouldn't want to waste my time on in the first place.

Keep up the good work!    



4:20 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

There are two types of people in this world; people who have tattoos and people who don't have tattoos, and people who don't have tattoos are usually the only people who care if you have a tattoo or not.    



10:05 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

I got a kickin tattoo, and I am glad its tasteful, not to mention unnoticeable unless I show anyone. If your gonna do it, do it tastefully!    



12:25 PM posted by Anonymous Alexis

If they're meaningful to the person who got them, there's no reason to judge them for it. But some of these ARE excruciatingly funny. Same goes for haircuts, dress sense, piercings... what someone thinks is the best thing ever will always make someone else wince, it's just a different perspective. I'm sure the people who have these think they're great and would quite easily pick something about each and every one of us to laugh at too. Just because we think they're awful, doesn't mean we have to be so closed-minded as to judge their intelligence because we disagree with their idea of personal body art. We can laugh, but we shouldn't consider our own judgement unimpeachable.    



4:24 AM posted by Anonymous Gerard

Interesting how all the negative comments are form enonymous people...

Most of the time a tattoo is a very very personal thing so even though they might look stupid to you and me they are special to the person who has one. Having said that, there are also plenty of dumb ass tattoos, like the goldenpalace and Jacko one.

Btw, wtf is a tastefull tattoo? Is that not in the eye of the beholder?    



6:14 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

these are awful. i've seen some cool tatts but these are not tasteful to me. hope they are to the ones who have them. they can always spend a fortune & have them removed by laser someday & learn an expensive lesson if they choose. by the way, that indian girl looks like she's up against a corn dog to me. also, the goldenpalace.com looks like a stick-on tatt (you can see a clear edge around it).    



9:06 PM posted by Blogger magnum

I'm with ya gerard, the only people posting ignorant things are annon...
i myself do have tattoos however they are all in spots where i can hide them if need be and are tasteful. I do agree these are a bit ridiculous though!    



4:54 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

I have to say the Micheal Jackson tattoo took me by surprise:)


Get-R-Done!!!    



7:21 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

The man with tattoos all over his face.. there is a laywer like that in stroud    



8:42 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Seems to me the money spent on cutaneous cartoons would have been better spent on edukatin' yerselfves. Losers!    



12:43 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

tattooing is a fad ... ???... go to the smithsonian and check out the mummified caveman w/ tattoos that predate cave painting... that's one helluva fad!    



3:40 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Tattoos of, like, that wimpy singer from American Idol who wants to "be invisible and watch you in your room" scream desperation -- desperate to belong to something, to be a part of something to vicariously BE something. Just say no to tattoos. Losers!    



9:53 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

I am in total shock!! I just want this all to be fake!! But damn it I know it's not!!    



4:59 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

I think the indian on the 'pogo stick' is actually holding a corn dog you can get at the county fair.    



2:57 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

the indian girl is on a corndog, not a pogostick... actually, i think that makes it even stupider    



8:24 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

maybe the breakfast guy is trying to say that his head is so clean that you could eat off of it?    



8:06 PM posted by Anonymous Mohammad

The girl with the goldenpalace.com made a great decision.

It will probably cost her between $2500 and $5000 to get it removed so she'll make a sweet profit.

Sure she'll have a scar on her forehead but some makeup would take care of that.    



4:23 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Buddy, you are awsome..... you said exactly what i was thinking........Funny Funny shit. And to those people who are writting just to be a dick.... Get a life..... and a sense of humor..... get back in your corners and cry yourselves to sleep.    



5:51 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Some of these weren't bad.
Cheesburger in Paradise- I got the meaning and any Jimmy Buffet fan would. Though the idea was creative. Indian on corn dog-good artwork, kinnda sexy. Boy in picture-probably the guy's son. I had a antique looking photo taken of my son just like that. Lady with tatoo on forehead- Removable, saw it on ebay    



5:54 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Those weren't bad.    



5:56 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

I'm anonymous beacuse I don't feel like creating a name and password just to post a comment.

Anyway, some weren't bad.
TO EACH HIS OWN!    



5:09 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

goldenpalace.com will someday become a porn site...    



10:21 AM posted by Anonymous charlie

Why the hell would anyone want to get a tattoo on their forhead, let alone a web site. Now really she is either dim, really wasted or paid a ton for what she did. You wouldn't catch me or any sane person doing that.    



11:52 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

It's removable Dumbass    



10:28 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

"It's removable Dumbass"

NO it isnt Dumbass! Look it up... it fucking happened    



4:37 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Yeah it happened. It was a monumentally stupid thing to do, but I believe she got paid for her story as well as for her face. They'll prob make a movie out of it.

   



1:06 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

The Harry Potter tattoo does suck but it's obvious that you've never read the series.. If you had, you'd know that Harry Potter's much more adult than one would think. I know people with Harry Potter tattoos and plan on getting one myself. Mine wouldn't be garrish and horrible like that though..    



4:04 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Y'all, a "pogo" is a corn dog in some areas. Like Canada. Just to clarify.    



9:02 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

I'm with you. All tattoos whether they are done in jail or by a professional artist that charges hundreds of dollars an hour to pollute the only skin that God gave you with colored ink are shit! I can vouch for that because I have two very large tattoos on the arms and I very well regret it! One is a multicolored flying dragon,(does that make me a devil worshiper?) and the other is a black panther fighting with two green snakes on a rock with palm trees on it.(does that mean I'm a zoo employee?) Both of them look like shit because the so called professional tattoo artists I paid my hard earned money to could not draw worth a fuck! But most of them are all dead thank goodness! I paid about $500.00 for this cream I found on the internet that's supposed to fade the tattoos and make them dissappear and all it does is make my arm stink like a dead insect and makes my skin get rash! Nine months and no result. I am stuck with this tattoo trash for life! All you tattoo artists out there who charge about as much as a fuckin' down payment on a house for your worthless "tattoos" especially you female 'bitch' tattoo artists out there should take up another profession and that's not forgetting about you sick body piercers and branders either, all of you should stop taking people's hard earned money in exchange for ruining their bodies. Become lawyers or doctors or something useful because all of you suck! Keep your site going strong so it might encourage all these bad decision makers like myself not to ruin their bodies for life with this tattoo garbage!    



6:55 AM posted by Anonymous Scotty Caster

also..... the breakfast plate with he eggs, is, i believe, a reference to the "brain on drugs" commercials..... it's pretty fun and clever, especialy for a drug advocate..... (without potential for a receeding hairline, for obvious reasons....) peace kids...    



5:47 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

First of all the Native American is not on a pogo stick.I believe that is a corn dog.
Second the argument that things change is not one that takes a stance against tattoos. The beauty of tattoos is that they never change, therefore regardless of whether the idea that the tattoo represents has changed or not,is irrelevant, because the tattoo represents something for you personally. Getting a tattoo is a big decisiion, and yes it appears that to us these seem like ridiculous tattoos, but they might mean more to the people who got them.
Finally Maybe before you go judging other tattoos, you should get one yourself. Those who aren't tattooed will never understand us who are.    



9:02 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

I actually pity the woman with the forehead tattoo. So misguided and humiliating. If she has it removed, she'll still end up with an ugly scar on her forehead. She should have just got her kid to work harder at school, or accept that she has a dumb kid. Like mother, like daughter, maybe?    



8:15 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Ok.. i personally like both Linkin Park and tattoos, First LP make better music then u ever bloody could. Secondly, if you wnat a tattoo its up to you and if it means something to them so be it. What a stupid website.    



10:29 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

these people get the tattoos for a reason, altough some of them are completely foolish, to the person there not.    



2:29 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

My fiancee has tattoos and I hate them. I like the one on her waistline, but i am sick of looking at it, and I cant imagine I'll like it any more in 20 years lol.    



12:45 PM posted by Blogger melvyn

'My fiancee has tattoos and I hate them. I like the one on her waistline, but i am sick of looking at it, and I cant imagine I'll like it any more in 20 years lol.'

Uh oh...cant you see that once you get a tattoo it becomes a part of your body. If youre already sick of a part of her then hadn't you better do some serious thinking???
Isn't it like saying 'well sure I love you but Im really sick of looking at your bum, and I aint gonna like it any more in 20 years'?

btw...the Michael Jackson child abuse thing wasn't a funny joke at the time.I just dont get how people think that celebritys sexually abusing children is amusing??? And who in God's name gets a tattoo depicting poedophillia? That person want's keeping an eye on...I'm scared...

the rest of them are loopy, but mint    



10:44 PM posted by Blogger StVen

GoldenPalace.com
FUCKING MORON!!! AND FOR ONLY $10,000!!!!
Rock On Mr. Buffet!!!    



2:44 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Whether for or against tattoos, most of the posts have one thing in common: complete and utter lack of thought.

omg omfg liek tattoos are awsom n meaningful n stuff so yeah
Not all tattoos have profound significance to the bearer. Hell, many are simply the result of mind altering substances and inherent bad judgment. But that doesn't necessarily detract from the idea that they can be a form of art, self-expression, if you will.

At the opposite end of the spectrum are the ones spewing,
Everyone who has a tattoo is a dumb shit following some stupid fad.
Wake up and smell the ink, kiddies. Tattoos have been around for quite a while, as someone mentioned previously - not just centuries, but as far back as the Second Millennium. Sure, they have gained popularity among the trend seekers, and certainly have lost some of their novelty, but who are you to judge? Maybe someone adorned in ink beat you up and took your lunch money years ago, and now the very sight of a tattoo makes you piss your pants. So that justifies making snap judgments about people you don't know, most of whom you will never even meet. Get over it.

My favorite post thus far:
"People who have tattoos are like opinions. Every single one of them is an asshole."
A witty attempt at twisting around a more well-known quote, yet failing miserably to evoke any sensibility of humor, as well as making the poster look like a prejudiced idiot to boot. Douchebags.    



3:46 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

should i get a tattoo to understand why my girlfriend likes them so much....hmmm???    



8:52 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

NO, do not get that tat man. You WILL regret it.

In the bible it mentions that your body does not belong to you but god, and you should not desecrate his temple.

Or if your not religious, at least understand that its a permanant reminder of a temporary feeling.

It makes men think low of women, even if women dont think that way. So why do it yourself. And if your girlfriend has tattoos, you should get rid of her now before you find a knife in your back.    



11:24 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

i understnad why you put most of them on here but some of them are very good work.every person gets a tattoo for many different ressons.i myself have 8 and plan on getting more. just cuz you youself do not want to get a tattoo doesnt mean the rest of us with tattoos are below you or anything. and the guy that has the lil boy tattooed onto his arm and hes holding the pic of the lil boy by it did you ever stop to think that maybe its his son or someone that was very important to him? how can put down someone getting a tattoo of someone they love?    



11:29 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Ok those of you bashing tattoos have considerably stupid reasons not to. Such as your body is a temple and women who have tattos are trashy. I know a lot of respectable people that have tattoos and temples around the world are adorned with beautiful art so why should I not adorn my body with the same. I really doubt that my tattoos are going to keep me out of heaven. Sorry to tell all of you haters but tattooing has been a sacred tradition for hundreds even thousands of years. It is very spiritual and very beautiful. Kudos to the person that runs this site for saying they do not have a tattoo but not bashing people who do just strange tattoos. I gotta say if I had a Michael Jackson tattoo I would expect people to make fun of me. As for this guy he seems to have some personal issues that need to be worked out between him and a therapist. *I'm with you. All tattoos whether they are done in jail or by a professional artist that charges hundreds of dollars an hour to pollute the only skin that God gave you with colored ink are shit! I can vouch for that because I have two very large tattoos on the arms and I very well regret it! One is a multicolored flying dragon,(does that make me a devil worshiper?) and the other is a black panther fighting with two green snakes on a rock with palm trees on it.(does that mean I'm a zoo employee?) Both of them look like shit because the so called professional tattoo artists I paid my hard earned money to could not draw worth a fuck! But most of them are all dead thank goodness! I paid about $500.00 for this cream I found on the internet that's supposed to fade the tattoos and make them dissappear and all it does is make my arm stink like a dead insect and makes my skin get rash! Nine months and no result. I am stuck with this tattoo trash for life! All you tattoo artists out there who charge about as much as a fuckin' down payment on a house for your worthless "tattoos" especially you female 'bitch' tattoo artists out there should take up another profession and that's not forgetting about you sick body piercers and branders either, all of you should stop taking people's hard earned money in exchange for ruining their bodies. Become lawyers or doctors or something useful because all of you suck! Keep your site going strong so it might encourage all these bad decision makers like myself not to ruin their bodies for life with this tattoo garbage!*    



11:21 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

I have to commend the tattoo parlor/artist who at least spent the better part of a day trying to talk the woman out of tattooing "goldenpalace.com" on her forehead. She needs help. Then again, so does the person who got a tattoo of a buck-toothed Indian sexually assaulting a corn dog. Too bad no one tried to talk him out of that!    



6:19 PM posted by Anonymous Indi

For all the tattoo bashers and tattoo lovers out there...

I just got myself a tattoo last week--and I must say I did a lot of research and made a good choice- something I've been wanting for years and will not likely grow out of and grow to hate. I think it's important that if you're going to get a tattoo, you need to do it for the right reasons and you need to think about what you want and where you get it. (Mine's small enough I can hide it, always if need be)

However these tattoos show how bad a decision you can make, like the guy with his entire face tattooed or the women who had her forehead tattooed. Even the guy with the dragon penis--I'm sure when he tries to score he gets laughed at! Anyway, the tats here are examples of some of the worst, but try to keep in mind there are very tasetful and good tattoos out there as well.

Tattoos aren't so easily lumped into 'good' or 'bad' categories. There's always a middle ground.    



5:44 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

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5:45 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

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pennybrown411@hotmail    



2:30 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

I dont think there is anything wrong with tattoos,but you definitley need to put some thought into it, i have my family crest on chest, because that is a constant, i will never not be part of my family and it means a lot to me.    



6:12 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Alright, I agree with the whole food tattoo stuff, but if ya think about it, it's not a hamburger... have you ever heard of jimmy buffett? probably an homage to his song, "cheeseburger in paradise" . . . personally, i don't like either the song or the tattoo all that much, but yeah...    



10:25 PM posted by Anonymous I love myself

who cares whether it's hommage to a song (that no one knows). it's still a tattoo of a cheeseburger to the very core and a very badly designed one at that.    



10:58 PM posted by Anonymous jess

hey you! anonymous! the one who hates tattoo bashers! yeah you! no one wants to hear your whiny bullshit. just as you have a right to like tattoos, other people have the right to dislike them. so shut the fuck up! something we can all agree on though, is that all the tattoos on this page a shitty (which is the point of the web page i think).

i think the point the owner of this page is trying to make is that everyone says that they get tattoos for personal memories and stuff like that. (it would seem to me the reason anyone does anything is personal, but whatever). for most people that is not a good enough reason to go through that type of pain and that's it. that's not hatred of tattoos, just a lack of understanding of people who would do it.

i personally don't like pain and although i'd die and go through all types of pain for my loved ones i wouldn't force it on myself to feel closer too them. my digital camera, cards and letters, gifts and presents are enough to sustain me through life and more important than material things like those are the memories. memories are the only thing i'll have with me forever. they won't get lost or stolen. you may forget things, but that is the beauty of memories never remembering the same thing the same way twice. writing things down ruins that type of beauty.    



10:58 PM posted by Anonymous jess

hey you! anonymous! the one who hates tattoo bashers! yeah you! no one wants to hear your whiny bullshit. just as you have a right to like tattoos, other people have the right to dislike them. so shut the fuck up! something we can all agree on though, is that all the tattoos on this page a shitty (which is the point of the web page i think).

i think the point the owner of this page is trying to make is that everyone says that they get tattoos for personal memories and stuff like that. (it would seem to me the reason anyone does anything is personal, but whatever). for most people that is not a good enough reason to go through that type of pain and that's it. that's not hatred of tattoos, just a lack of understanding of people who would do it.

i personally don't like pain and although i'd die and go through all types of pain for my loved ones i wouldn't force it on myself to feel closer too them. my digital camera, cards and letters, gifts and presents are enough to sustain me through life and more important than material things like those are the memories. memories are the only thing i'll have with me forever. they won't get lost or stolen. you may forget things, but that is the beauty of memories never remembering the same thing the same way twice. writing things down ruins that type of beauty.    



8:41 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

I would just like to say that no matter what your thoughts on tats are,if you're going to leave a post you should be able to write better than a third-grader,and that you should think out what you're going to say.I personally have three tattoos,and plan on getting more.Each of my tats were gotten after long and careful deliberation.I know they will be with me for the rest of my life and so I put alot of time,energy,and thought into what I wanted to get.Regardless of what anyone else thinks,these are important to me.They tell my story in ways I cannot express.My pride,my history,my fears,my sorrows,and most importantly,they help to remind me every day of where I have been,and where I am going.Tattos aren't bad or good,they are an individual choice.And while I don't always agree with what someone has inked on their body,it is,was,and always will be their choice.I believe in freedom of choice.I may not agree with what you have to say,but I will defend to the death your right to say it.And so it is with tattoos.    



9:14 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Yeah...that goldenpalace.com tattoo is a temporary. I remember that auction stating that she was auctioning off her forehead for one month only. Nice story about the 7 hours worth of talking her out of it though.....    



1:01 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

well i dont have any tats, but i am not opposed. i have actually considered it but never have found any thing that i think i will want if i live to be a flabby 80yo man. but to all of you stupid fucks, everyone has a right to get as many stupid looking tats as they want wherever they want, but the rest of us have just as much right to make fun of that person for said tats, or anything else. and in return the guy with the tats can turn around and call me a fucking puss cause i dont have one. I would disagree with him, but thats his right.

Now as far as the guy with the brains for breakfast tat, it reminds me of those commercials back in the day saying this is your brain on drugs.    



4:33 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

I think that's supposed to be Johnny Rotten...not Clay Aiken...if it is Clay Aiken then that is one ridiculous tattoo. Johnny Rotten I can handle.    



4:54 PM posted by Anonymous dirtyfoot

The funny thing is your ignorance to the situation. Just because the news tells you its real you like a poor sheep believe. As far as tatoos if you dont like dont look I am sure many people fallow this rule with many things like... well let me think. Oh yeah your face. Peace and spend more time thinking about yourself fool    



5:26 PM posted by Anonymous -w

People should absolutely be free to desecrate their bodies however they want.. and the rest of us have the right to laugh at their stupid ass attempts to be cool, original, or trendy. How fucking sad.

Clay Aiken.. here's some sad wanna be cool trendy bitch.. she's probably fat and ugly. I wonder who would marry some stupid bitch who was so fucking shallow she had Clay fucking Aiken tattooed on her back. I bet she's real cool with all her shallow, community college girl friends.

I like how that fat dorky star wars nerd attempted to be cool by getting a tattoo but his tat only permenately identifies him as a star wars nerd! All his nerdy friends probably think he's pretty cool though.

For me the worst one is that linkin park bull shit tattoo. All you linkin park fans listen up: you're stupid suburbanite losers. Quit pretending that your life is soooo fucking hard... it's not and thinking it is doesn't make you cool or 'hardcore'. Being angry at the world doesn't make you some sort of tough guy. Posers! Go cut your fucking wrists. Like always this kid with the linkin park tat is some scrawny 18 yr old punk who thinks he's cool cause he has a chip on his shoulder and a tattoo. He probably has a tribal armband tat as well. I'd like to kick his fucking teeth in.    



10:53 PM posted by Anonymous Josie

Wow... I honestly don't know what saddens me more, some of the tats shown here or the fact that I actually sat here to read (almost) all these comments!
I am a member of the tattooed folks writing on here, and while I don't have to like the comments of those who think I am an ass or whatever for getting one, I do have to like what I choose to do to MY body when it is for life. I am proud to say that I love mine. I can not see me ever regretting getting a simple tastefull tribute to my son put on my body. After all I have to live with the ones he did to my body while pregnant with him.. strech marks can be a bitch after all, but like my tattoo they can be covered. So to all the narrow minded people who think they have a right to judge me over a TATTOO.. how surprised you would be after meeting me, and in all likelyhood liking me, to find out I have one, would you have to change your opinon of me after?
To sum it up.... my body, my choice. Your opinon, simply that.    



11:05 PM posted by Anonymous Josie

BTW.. before you all jump all over it, my tat is no where near my stretch marks.. LOL    



12:23 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Don't have any tattoos and don't plan to get any...but it is fun to think about how nursing home workers 50 years from now will joke about which resident has the ugliest tattoo...."yeah, old Mrs. Anderson's lower back tat is always smeared with poop whenever I change her Depends"...    



1:08 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

This board clearly documents the quality of our modern education system with creative spelling and the inability to express an insult without stooping to base language. Read of Sir Winston Churchill if you wish to learn how to insult a person with some real class.    



2:30 PM posted by Blogger Isis Uptown

These are great. I got my tattoo last year, when I was 41 years old. It's on my shoulder blade, where everything I wear to work covers it, but a lot of what I wear on weekends reveals it. It's something meaningful to me, and it always will be. Hey, maybe the person with the Clay Aiken tattoo will always be a Claymate, but the odds are against it.    



2:31 PM posted by Blogger Isis Uptown

These are great. I got my tattoo last year, when I was 41 years old. It's on my shoulder blade, where everything I wear to work covers it, but a lot of what I wear on weekends reveals it. It's something meaningful to me, and it always will be. Hey, maybe the person with the Clay Aiken tattoo will always be a Claymate, but the odds are against it.    



8:40 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

I can appreciate that people have tatoos because they want them and they have every right to do so. But if you want something people will see, then it is also the viewers right to criticise them. All the tattoos shown above look crap. They may have chosen something from a work of art or for a personal reason but they look crap. Awful, dire and crap. If someone has a styled haircut they want people to look at it and it looks crap, I laugh. Same for tattoos. They may look like dickheads and fools but that is their right. And it is our right to venerate these freaks for the tasteless idiots they are.

Liam    



7:30 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

WOW, looking @ these pix makes me wonder how much that stuff had to hurt.........

What's with the dude with the fully totooed face? Good luck ever getting a job again....

The Linkin Park tatoo is acceptable, they seriously rock!!!!    



4:57 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

So many tattoos, so little room.    



8:41 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Yep, goldenpalace.com is real. it was done at SI TATTOOING in Salt Lake City, by Tattoo artist Don Brouse.

Sure alot of crap is urban legend, but sometimes the crap is true.

However,

"In 2002, a hard-up eBayer whipped out his todger in an attempt to secure a penile sponsorship deal. In that case, however, the worst that could come of it is that the chap's long-suffering girlfriend would have to have GoldenPalace.com rammed down her throat a couple of times a month."

This story I'm not so sure about.

cheers.    



9:04 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Oh, and in her defense, i am sure we ALL would sell our forehead for the right price. hers was just a little low.    



3:41 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

These people are in serious need of a shrink. Sick...    



7:01 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

I have been truly disgusted by everything that i have read here. not only by the self-rightious tattoo hating conservative discerning pricks, but also by the illiterate mass of tattoo enthususiasts who can't put a sentence together to save their life.....which seems sort of fishy.

Is this comment blog only reaching the dumbest tattoo advocates that have access to the internet........or..... which makes more sense........is the condescending fucking loser who started this completely rediculous page altering their spelling and grammar in an effort to fulfill his self-serving prophecy by making people with tattoes actually sound unintelligent and academically inferior......i'm going to side with the latter of the two theories......however, if true, i just fell victim to this bullshit anyway.    



7:17 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

also.......from above.......i bet the shithead would never say any of this shit to any of these peoples faces on the street either.....no even the mom.....BECAUSE YOU ARE A FUCKING PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    



5:27 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

jimmy buffet is the worst musician in the world    



1:36 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

y get a tatoo if you "can hide it"!!!!!    



5:37 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Ok to the people who don't want tattoo's don't get em but to the fucking idiot saying tattoo's are for assholes that some bullshit just shut that cock trap and let people be and do want they want it's not affecting you!    



3:33 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

you guys are fucked    



12:52 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

That's a naked Indian girl on a corndog.    



3:38 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

You guys are hilarious. If you're going to get a tattoo, get one that is meaningful and something that you won't regret. I believe everyone has a right to do what they so desire(as long as it is within the realms of the law of course)Also, I highly doubt getting a tattoo will keep you out of heaven. God is not going to persecute you for it. Goodnight all.    



11:59 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Hi Guys,

Tatoos are for stupid people - It's like painting or sticking flames down the side of your car. It may seem like a good idea at the time (well only to a very few people, thank god) but really it's a stupid idea. It won't improve the car or make it go faster, it just makes people look at the car and think - That bloke is a dickhead. Same for tatoos.

The guy with the cocks on his back should have one put on his forehead, to remove all doubt.

By the way - God Doesn't exist. He was made up to surpress the masses from uprising and taking the wealth back from the few rich people.

But hey - do and believe whatever you want - it only makes life funnier for the rest of us !    



10:47 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Now we're going to get to the topic of God. To the jackass who wrote the last comment. It's funny how you ramble on about comparing flame decals on the sides of people's cars and compare it with tattoos. And you further add,"It may seem like a good idea at the time(Well only to a very few people, thank God) but really it's a stupid idea." And then you go on to write like the clueless fuck you are, "By the way- God doesn't exist." Oh yeah, you sound pretty insecure too. I totally agree with the person who wrote the paragraph two statements back. God does exist!    



1:56 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

yeah - getting a tatto is just plain stupid. And when you get older - it will just look even worse.    



7:42 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

how could you NOT regret something so Ugly, I don't get it    



8:04 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Holy shit. i understand the fact that these few people and probably many other got "bad tattoos." but im sure they were good for them, but that doesnt matter, other people have the right to make fun of them same as they do to get the tattoo. but saying that evryone who has a tattoo is fucking prejudice. a black guy steals your TV, yeah hate that black guy. dont hate every black guy. so yeah, i wouldnt get these tattoos, but i wouldnt get a tattoo if it didnt have somehitng to do with me. i have a tattoo and i love it. it reminds me of the last few days with my friend before he left, so fuck all you prejudice people.    



1:51 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Lasers to the rescue!

http://www.americanhealthandbeauty.com/plastic%20surgery/procedures/Tattoo%20Removal/?keyword=Laser%20tattoo%20removal    



1:13 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

the guy with the little boy tattoo on his arm, that's ok, if that's his son & he wants to reinforce his love for him. although i think the best way to show that u love someone is to take good care of em & love em.

the heavily-inked face is totally gross. people with heavily-inked faces no longer look human    



8:30 AM posted by Anonymous canea

those are terrible...

I don't think the corndog indian should be here though...that is just classic and hilarious.    



9:28 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

did anyone notice the rat creature at the bottom of the roses (little boy holding roses tattoo)?????    



4:52 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Lot more really bad tattoos here:

http://www.ultimatestupidity.com/pics/tat/index.php    



3:58 PM posted by Anonymous Banana Joe

Those definately are some bad tattoos. There is a great little Tattoo shop here on our island. Eye Candy Ink. The gal that owms the shop is an awesome artist. She did a couple of interesting pieces for me and I'm more than happy. I will be seeing her for more in the near future. Banana Joe    



9:39 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

what`s wrong with some of you!its not because somebody have a tattoo that don`t fit in youre imagination
that it means its bad,if its what they want,let them be,please!    



3:29 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Here is the skinny, if you don't understand the whole tat concept then it realy can't be explained, there is more to it then just getting a picture on your skin if you ask the people they will more then likely tell you a meaning behind the tat. some people do get tats do get ones they regret but not all and realy if some one wants their whole head tattooed what is it hurting you?    



10:32 AM posted by Blogger Erika

Well as a woman, a mother, and a girl who has tats, Some of your comments are a bit over the top, especially Mr Anonymos about woman tatto artist bitches. Dude, can you say Shovenist? Why Don't yu take your opinions elsewhere, like say the 1950's?
Sure some of these tattoo's aren't the best, and I'm sure they will regret some of them, But thats the beauty of our society. We are free to express ourselves.
I will be getting a tattoo shortly, it will be a celtic motherhood knot. And you know what? It will be a beautiful way to represent my love and admiration for my husband and children. It will be SPECIAL to ME, and thats all that matters.
So stop calling people who have tattoo's losers. because you know what? We don't care about you, and you don't know us.    



12:01 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Clay Aiken ?? Shit !!!
I thought it was Johnny Rotten (from the Sex Pistols/PIL).
Rotten is what that tattoo was.
Ad on the forehead woman was the stupidest thing I've ever seen. What an asshole !!!
Some of them were good work no matter the suject. You want breakfast on your head, cool. Get whatever you want.
Tatts are a personal choice. You have to live with what you get forever. So,for crying out loud, do some looking around & make sure you get an artist that will do good work.    



3:22 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

You just took all these pics from here - http://ueba.net/hosted_pages/Bad-Tatoos-20060520    



2:20 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

I love tattoos and i want a maori design on my face (chin) but i can't find a tattoo artist to do that. If anyone can help me please send me a mail at mariantattoo@yahoo.com    



11:09 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

In my opinion, let the people do what they fell like. It shouldn't be anyone elses business but theirs. I would like to see the kid who made this website, apparently he/she is perfect and obiviously everyone should care about his/her opinion....pfff    



3:28 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

"In my opinion, let the people do what they fell like. It shouldn't be anyone elses business but theirs. I would like to see the kid who made this website, apparently he/she is perfect and obiviously everyone should care about his/her opinion....pfff"

What the fek are you talking about? These fuds should be locked up, if they're not already!! !GOLDEN PALACE.COM?????!
Do you have a Shite Tat?? What have you got on your forehead? Maybe you would like a Tat? Well come over here and I'll TATTOO MA BOOT RIGHT UP YIR ARSE!!!    



2:27 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

all of u are internet keybourd faggots grow up goofs get a job or somthing kipps lane nigga.............lilO....KLC    



7:57 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

i have 3 small tats and 2 larger tats 1 on each leg and i love them to pieces! thing is i got each one at different times and so each one reminds me of a faze of my life. plus it's nice to know only a few people out there know what i look like with no clothes on! compared to the non tattooed who all look the same!

p.s. i have an I.Q. of 141 i'm not an idiot i'm a manager of part of a company and own my own internet company on the side.

of and my the way it doesn't make you look big and cleaver to correct people on their spelling or gramma, it's just you trying to over compensate for something you lack by making yourself out to be so fucking cleaver; i know mines not correct but thats just to irritate some of you!    



4:14 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Is it really worth bitching about someone's opinion of tattoos on a website?
Not so much.    



1:02 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

The guy with the tat of the kid holding flowers? That kid kid is him, or his kid.    



3:29 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Frick those were hilarious, the guy with the eggs breakfast on his head must be an absolute idiot. The michael Jackson one, i liked. truly original and funny shit indeed    



4:17 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

remember those 'this is your brain on drugs' commercials?

pretty sure he stepped it up with the eggs and such.    



3:57 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

ok, the indian chick isnt humping a pogo stick, its clearly a corn dog which makes the tattoo so much funnier    



4:57 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Tatoos are silly. How can you decide on something you think is going to be cool for the rest of your life. You have to spend the rest of your life telling yourself, "Yeah, I still think it's cool, and it is cool! It was so worth it"






its not about being cool at least not for me or anyone i know or have met. every one of my tattoos mean something to me for example i have a blue bird because my grandpa loved them, it doesnt matter if other people understand what they mean. but i do agree that there are some really really stupid tattoos out there but to each there own i guess there the ones who have to live with it!
for the person who wrote whats above next time you meet someone with a tattoo instead of thinking " what an idiot" ask them why they got it, mabey then you will respect it cuz most people have meanings behind there tattoos.    



4:31 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

I don't like the implication that getting a tattoo is a stupid decision. Tattoos are great. What's the point in putting these people down? Why don't you people do something good for the world instead of worrying about the choices of others that have no negative impact on your lives? 'm sure you all make stupid decisions daily, shopping at Wal-Mart for instance is a much more idiotic act.    



12:28 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

wow. guy with the tatoo all over his face. who wouldnt regret that?!\

oh..and to dude that left the last comment..i love tatoos and i guess you do too but are you SERIOUSLY implying that these arent horrific?!

shopping at wal-mart is a far more better choice. -jennifer    



12:29 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

I see someone else already said it bu the i'll say it too.. the indian girl is hanging on a fucking corndog. even more ridiculous!    



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12:32 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

you all have to realise that the world is filled with more idiots than smart people...but my main concern is, IS THE TATTOO ARTIST AT THE PROSESSIONAL SHOP OUT OF HIS TREE? I WOULD DEFINATELY TURN THOSE IDEAS DOWN IF I WAS A TATTOO ARTIST!!!    



9:10 PM posted by Anonymous Emi

OMG, that are some bad motives to choose.
I actually think tattoos can be very pretty if the right motive is placed at the right spot.
But that here is just pure ugly..

Btw. I realized that people in europe get a lot less colorful and crazy motives..

Theres a lot of black and white art done.    



4:00 PM posted by Anonymous Crowboy

I think the Indian maiden with Corndog is from a Robt Williams oil painting ( see Juxtapoz magazine or Zap comix)    



5:34 PM posted by Anonymous Ariane

Although this is old I had to say something about food tattoos- it's possible people get them because they are cooks or chefs. It's what they love, so what makes it different than someone getting a loved one's picture or a cross or even a tribal sign?    



11:06 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

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Thanks    



6:34 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

I thought it funny that the narrator called the star wars tattoos "from episode 1" if you're going to make fun of someone, at least do some research. Due to the shabbiness of the Star Wars tattoo makes me think that he probably got it when the movie came out around the 70's.    



7:52 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

to the last comment: The tattoo contains Darth Maul who was only in episode 1 you fucking idiot.    



1:52 AM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

Did you guys notice that the indian maiden is on a corn dog, not a pogo stick? That is even wierder. I think that the cheesburger next to the palm tree is in reference to Jimmy Buffet's "Cheesburger in Paradise." Do you guys notice I am a fucking idiot who does not know how to read?    



12:14 PM posted by Anonymous Anonymous

I think that guy with the full face tattoo is a professor of communications at Univ. of New Mexico.    



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